I first saw this video about eight or nine years ago. The story behind it is that Rockwell Industries was doing a video shoot. This guy was one of the crew. While they were testing the cameras and lighting, he put on a lab coat and started talking. This was the result.
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10. The booth next to you features a real dog driving a toy car with a radio playing "Who Let the Dogs Out."
9. Your booth is in front of a bar where the patrons are shouting the "F" word in every sentence. I think the photos will speak for themselves. The Art-A-Fair Festival is now over. I've been sleeping in, goofing off, being lazy, and basically getting some much needed rest.
Today, my best friend came over. She is visiting from Texas, so I haven't seen her in a while. Unfortunately, we didn't have much time together. So, we spent what little time we had doing our usual stuff: breakfast and the mall. Every year I hand make a few very special Christmas cards. This year, life interfered and I didn't have the time to do it. So, here, for your holiday pleasure, is the "Twas the Night Before Christmas" explanation that I sent with the plain, boring, printed cards...
Time for some fun. You know how we all hate to write those dreaded artist statements. Well, here are some randomly generated ones that sound really artsy. The website is called Arty Bollocks Generator. This is just for fun, I don't recommend using any of these. (And, you can check Wikipedia in case you want to know what bollocks are.)
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